I have the POWER! so, just shut up and listen!! |
One fine afternoon...
Abu : Ali, can you accompany me to the police station after this.
Ali : Erkk. But why?
Boss : What kind of question is that. Don't you know that Amat threatened me yesterday. He
said he'll put a bomb in my car.
Ali : Like seriously? I thought that was a joke. I mean, he mentioned that in the
conversation that he had with you in facebook.
Abu : So what. Just because it was mentioned in facebook, you think it is not serious?
Ali : But he ended his so-called "threat" with "hahahaha". I mean, urm, I just couldn't see
the seriousness there.
Abu : I don't care. I still feel insecure.
Ali : I see. I guess we need to bring Amat along then.
Abu : Hahahaha. You are so lame. You don't have to bring the criminal along with you to
lodge a police report.
Ali : My dear "intelligent" friend, I'm taking him as a victim here. Not a criminal.
Abu : What kind of joke is this?
Ali : Well, I think Amat should feel insecure too.
Abu : Why??
Ali : Because his "threat" was to answer your " I'll kill you if you come late to the office
tomorrow." statement. You don't even put "hahahaha" in the end of your
statement.
Abu : Now, this is funny!! Hahahaha. Don't you even dream to do that.
Ali : Give me ONE concrete reason for that statement.
Abu : Simply because I know people with power. Hence, I have the POWER. And Amat is
just a poor POWERLESS guy! In this country, people with power rule. And for those
powerless ones, well, you guyscan just get ready to be crushed anytime and anywhere
we like.
Ali : ............................ *sigh*
You've got to listen to me even when I'm bullshitting! |
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